Friday, October 5, 2012

Stream of Consciousness

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I learned something in school it is called stream of consciousness you don't have to punctuate or capitalize you just write stuff down as it comes in your head I believe Star Trek is awesome and Data is the coolest Spock is also cool but I don't think he is cool enough to be compared to Data Data is an android to all those who *gasp!* haven't see Star Trek the Next Generation I love reading books I think I have read over 500 books possibly even a 1000 I read really fast I hope this isn't too hard to read we are now in the month of October which is freakin awesome because it has Halloween in it and it is the only holiday I know of where they give you free candy for saying Trick or Treat I hate getting scared by people when somebody scares me I just go wham and slapping or punching them in their face sometimes I feel bad but not really I like swimming and playing tennis but I hate getting my picture taken who came up with the idea to call a pickle a pickle anyway it's not like it's a cool name anyway but is kinda fun to say pickle pickle pickle pickle the word pickle just doesn't even like give you a hint about what you are going to taste I mean watermelon does it is a watery melon done and done and sure enough a watermelon is really juicy and is a melon but pickle nah a pickle doesn't taste like a pickle but i'm not sure what I would call it though so I guess whoever named the pickle a pickle did a good job whose job was it to name a computer or a tree or a bird or a mouse and the English language I mean seriously who came up with it cause who in the world sat down and decided a was a word or wont or want or statistically and phobias who the crap came up with that especially the phobia of long words hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia like that person is with a shrink and the shrink says "you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" and scares the crap out of the patient oh oh and the phobia of phobias phobophobia who is ever going to have that really people are weird and also optopphobia the fear of opening one's eyes I feel bad for who ever might possibly have that isn't it fun trying to read what I typed without any form of punctuation I bet the best part is trying to guess what I wrote I think I am now going to issue a challenge I want people to copy what I am writing and put in their own punctuation and then repost it as a comment so we can all read it and have a good laugh that would be totally awesome though it might be kinda hard I am enjoying myself writing randum nonsense on this post because this is how my brian usually works you have no idea how hard it is to selsct what to say when you have all these thoughts floating around in your head at once that is why it is nice to do this know that I learned it once in a while to clear out all my thoughts cause I used to keep them all in my head I think stream of conciousness is a stupid name for this post I should have called it a breain dump please comment if you would like me to do more of these because I would be happy to if I have made any gramatical errors feel free to copy the line it is in and correct it how do you even prononce hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia Star Trek is the coolest sci-fi show ever and all you Whovians out there can shush peace out
~ Agent P
who does not have Geliophobia or Arachibutyrophobia incase you were wondering